poop fog

The foggy brown water still remaining after you've flushed a massive poo.

Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"

by Tom Ato September 17, 2016

Poop ding

The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet

Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.

by Clit Commander 411 July 23, 2016

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

Cadbury Poop

When the Poop is hard on the outside and soft one the inside. The smell of the center will generally overwhelm a house.

Liam laid a god awful Cadbury poop, like it was half solid but had a creamy center and stunk up the entire house.

by Obi M October 11, 2021