toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic June 10, 2012
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toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences
im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle
by Gambino6 January 10, 2023
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toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
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Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh means, I have defacated on 367 homeless people because they refused to Ben Dover and hit the atomic bombastic Griddy on the gas station I commuted arson on.
Mike:yo what did you do on the weekend?
Hawk:Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh
Tuah:YO IM FINNA CALL THE COPS ON YO
by Stsgshensbhshs October 12, 2024
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Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl
Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."
by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020
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Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
by chrischanlover69 January 02, 2022
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So, I Killed A Toilet

"How Are You Doing Today" "Not Good, So, I Killed A Toilet" "WTF"
by Syden102 June 29, 2023
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