Dead Duck

Mostly girls who just lay in bed while having sex as if they are dead, not engaging in any kind of sex. Just getting F*CKED!

Megan is really a Dead Duck, shes no fun.

by Millionaire Man February 27, 2011

Fuck a duck

In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat

Fuck a Duck. is not sheep shagging

by nobby foreskin March 07, 2010

Nig Duck

A stuffed animal in the form of a young child of the African American persausion decorated in a duck costume.

Dino, if you bring Nig Duck into the Pig, I will not sit next to you or communicate with you in any nature for the rest of the night, and stop being such a space docker!

by CCT your D December 09, 2008

Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy August 24, 2015

Big Duck Boys

A group of men who jerk off in full suits of armor.

Who are those guys?
Oh No, they're big duck boys.

by Hard McDaniels April 12, 2019

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023