by DaftDeathDealer May 26, 2014
Get the chineese finger trapmug. A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug. Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
by iH8Liberals May 21, 2011
Get the Grand Trap Automug. The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008
Get the The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trapmug. Usually a white boy named Devon, who has shitty tattoos and dresses like a bum. Sells weed and smokes and drinks and cooks out all the time, But can't pay his bills. Usually associates his self with teenagers because he has no game.
by Silverback863 April 15, 2015
Get the fake ass trap boymug. Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.
"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014
Get the CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)mug. A YouTuber with 26,000 subscribers he is mostly known for is edits and memes he streams and likes to be called the dominator
🃏 wild trap 🃏
by MR.URBAN KILLA April 20, 2022
Get the 🃏 Wild Trap 🃏mug.