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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
mugGet the jizz jewmug.

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
mugGet the Red Jew alertmug.

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
mugGet the Sea Jewmug.

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011
mugGet the Jew Chummug.

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.
Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!
by Bolllocks June 30, 2024
mugGet the Gay Canadian Jewmug.

hm, what jew mean

a sharp hum followed by the words 'what do you mean', this is a way for people to ask what is meant when they actually know the answer and exactly what happened, but want to buy time and is said very quickly to distract the accuser.
Koko: 'Ash did you just take a piss without washing your hands?'
Ash: 'hm, what jew mean?'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
mugGet the hm, what jew meanmug.

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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