sam

the red headed little mf that doesnt wanna give me attention and wants to cheat on me...with girls like tf im literally bette

girl sam is so fake

by mckinleyfrr May 22, 2023

sam wallis

A really hot guy that has a massive cock and pulls all the girl

Rumbi: omg I want sam wallis inside me
Holly:I know hes so fuckin hot

by Sexybo1 June 8, 2017

Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

sam fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

Sam

A person who has a big head and a personality similar to a monkey

"Woah is the sam the monkey"

by Sjgkavciow December 30, 2019

Sam Meaney

A common term for a ball hog.

Person 1: I'm gonna catch this ball!
Person 2: Nuh uh!
Person 1: Man you're such a Sam Meaney.

by Jack's Chicken May 20, 2024

Sam

Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.

oh look at him, Sam, look at Sam.

by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019