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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
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texas sunset

The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes
Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset
by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016
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Texas fold 'em

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
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Duffy my Texas

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.
by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
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Cold Texas

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much
by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023
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