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the internet

is for porn
dude: yo bro time for the internet
by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020
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Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
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Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
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Internet Karen

The mysterious butthurt person who got his/her panties in a wad and reported your comment online.
Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!

Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.

Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 2, 2022
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Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome
Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean
by TAC0799 October 7, 2020
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Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."
Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'
by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021
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Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like
(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet
by ball enjoyer May 3, 2023
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