A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
Get the The L measurementmug. Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."
Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."
Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."
by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022
Get the L friendmug. by SebHasBetterTakesThenPorter August 16, 2020
Get the Walking Lmug. YEAHYHEAYHEAYH YHEAHHH MY TWIN BUT THE SAME PERSON... lexi is super caring super nice super pretty!! lexi deserves better than alex
by pwetfart March 24, 2023
Get the lexi lmug. Sunny_noob132. Not much can be said but that Sunny shows deep affection towards Nancy. Sunnys love for Nancy is pure and tender and nothing can destroy the love he shows for her. There are rumors that Sunny once paid someone to trip so he could fall onto Nancy, how lovely! Sunny has multiple unique perks. When I'm in your arms, I feel safe, I feel loved, and I feel like I will be protected from all the stones life can throw. Sunnys most famous quote is "Nancy you are everything I wanted in a partner. What I didn't count on was that you are also everything I need. Your existance purifys my heart and makes me feel cheerful."
Sunnys Perks:
Buff up: This perk makes Sunny turn into a muscular gentleman temporarily, however it only triggers when Nancy walks past him.
Kanishk Hater: This effect is always active, it makes him hate Kanishk.
William Wang hair: William Wang hair
Sunnys Perks:
Buff up: This perk makes Sunny turn into a muscular gentleman temporarily, however it only triggers when Nancy walks past him.
Kanishk Hater: This effect is always active, it makes him hate Kanishk.
William Wang hair: William Wang hair
by Sunny is the protagonist February 27, 2022
Get the Sunny Lmug. 
Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
Get the L. Johnmug.