albany texas

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.
by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020
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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape
She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday
by Texas Tuesday July 02, 2020
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Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 10, 2016
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Plano Texas

This Is the home of the 3 Highschools in one city, based on my Favorite porn of 2 girls one cup, but it is much worse considering how bad we are at sports versus how good we could be. West people are more wealthy and do mad drugs, East is poor and does drugs, and central is becoming ghetto as well. Plano Texas is a booming city with Toyota headquarters and stonebriar mall, RIP COLLIN CREEK.
Yo bro what school is the best in Plano Texas? “Definitely Central because they have the best drug hookups.”
by CoochieObtainer May 30, 2019
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Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.
Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"
by AsapStav January 29, 2017
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Texas Roadhouse

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.
by Slawsker June 28, 2022
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Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?
by Negroratory mammal July 05, 2019
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