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Pizza

A word often used in place of sex.
“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza”
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Pisagna Pizza

(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.
Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”
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cold pizza

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes
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Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun
“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot
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Boston Pizza

Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.

It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.

When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?

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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.

Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"

"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"

They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.

"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.

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Pizza hutted

The science of you and your companions consecutively shitting in the same toilet without flushing in a public place or restaurant
We just pizza hutted that guys house
by CHOISTY MCDICKFACE June 13, 2018
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Pizza Basement Guy

Pizza Basement Guy (PBG for short) is a replacement for Pizza Tower Guy (PTG for short) in Pizza Basement. It’s also a nickname for Megafrostbear.
Example 1
Person 1: I finally respited Pizza Tower Guy to Pizza Basement Guy.
Person 2: Ain’t no fucking way.
Example 2
Person 1: Have you heard of Pizza Basement Guy?
Person 2: You mean Megafrostbear?
by Megafrostbear June 10, 2024
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