1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
Get the blue money phonemug. by Pangoman1 September 19, 2017
Get the Phonemug. Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
Get the Mums Phonemug. You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
Get the Get Moley on your phonemug. Dad calls
Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"
Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"
Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020
Get the Wrist phonemug. by Bendy1207 June 17, 2018
Get the Phonemug.