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blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone
1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
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Phone

by Pangoman1 September 19, 2017
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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
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Get Moley on your phone

You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
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Wrist phone

Dad calls

Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"

Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
Are you wearing your wrist phone?
by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020
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Phone

A Device Where People Only Get It To Yell At Other People.
I Got This Phone! Time To Yell At People About What I Like On Social Media!
by Bendy1207 June 17, 2018
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