old man willy

old person

hey wassup old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022

unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

old man's song

oldies or classic song, esp. from the 60s - 80s

"Nah. I don't listen to these old man's song just like my dad does."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.

My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.

by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020

old hag syndrome

When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '

" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "

by Sickmindedtroll February 21, 2017