Beer Deer

The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.

It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.

Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "

Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "

Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."

by Jerexy Huxrich July 7, 2016

Beer Sherpa

Designee that bears the weight of the alcohol in transit to a social gathering.

"So wheres this beer money going tonight?"
"Well Andrews the Beer Sherpa, don't worry man we can trust him"

by tweak64 November 20, 2009

Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

by Mojomess October 21, 2016

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006

Beer:30

some time after beer drinking should have started

Guy to friends: "Hey, you started without me!"
Friends: "Your bad ... it's Beer:30"

by BeerGood October 23, 2012

rockin the beer gut

a very sexy person

Bo:look at that chick.

Bill:o you are talking about pony.

Bo:ya she's "rockin the beer gut".

by billy joe8990078 May 8, 2010

Ben Stiller's beer

Ben Stiller's private homemade beer company, where the cap is made of earwax. The caps are made with caplicators

...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021