East Carolina Mud Slider

This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.

Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.

by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl October 4, 2016

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Mud Trunk

Dirty poop dick. Traces of wet butt sludge left on the penis.

Ray bent her over and proceeded to dip his mud trunk in to her swamp fortress

by dacontjl1891 August 21, 2016