March 1

If you born at March 1st, you are ugly asf. Thats a fact.

Ugh Adam you are so ugly. You might born at March 1st.
Yeah... i know.

by StonerApeX November 21, 2021

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March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

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March 21st

The first purge to ever occur on March 21st, at New York City at exactly 7PM to 7AM. This is not a joke⚠️⚠️⚠️

*Person 1 kills Person 2*
Person 3: Why did you kill him
Person 1: Its March 21st.
Person 3: Oh yeah
*Person 3 kills person 1*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

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March 23

If you're born on this date you suck.

"You suck, you were born on March 23 2008."

by Konoshida November 9, 2021

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No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

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A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

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