Light Yagami

He is hot, cool and intelligent.

God of the New World.

Light Yagami : I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!

by guacamolemelonapple November 25, 2021

Light Yagami

At first glance he'd seem like your average high school student who is innocent that is naturally approachable. But in reality a manipulative childish man who is full of himself, he uses his looks to surpass anyone who is in his way. He is 'the boyfriend' of his clingy girlfriend Misa Amane. He just thinks he can lead the world into 'justice' just because he owns a Death Note.

-By L

No examples needed, just use your head for this one and imagine it.

(Light Yagami seems like the guy to compete against everybody, really thought he was my friend)

by Chief Of The NPA's Son May 23, 2025

Signal Lights

the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner

Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag

by Marcotine January 29, 2017

Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 07, 2017

probs very light

What the track workout will be. Term coined by John Panny.

Bob: Hey what’s the workout today?
John: It’s probs very light.

by Define it February 24, 2023

light mask

The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.

Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.

by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013