hanging out in a beautiful bed that is so cozy you will not want to get out. The bed being the trap, the out being never.
by BIGNAPS February 28, 2017
A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011
Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
by iH8Liberals April 28, 2011
by DaftDeathDealer May 27, 2014
The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
by dagr8cornholio48 September 08, 2008
Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.
"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014
Usually a white boy named Devon, who has shitty tattoos and dresses like a bum. Sells weed and smokes and drinks and cooks out all the time, But can't pay his bills. Usually associates his self with teenagers because he has no game.
by Silverback863 April 15, 2015