mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.

Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?

by rotthemelt May 16, 2023

Mud

An adjective applied to a person (usually female) that is ugly and trashy.

Nah bro, that chick's mud

by NZ slang boy October 9, 2021

Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

mud hutting

when a group of six black men surround you naked, defecate on you. and spreading said defecation over you like baby simba.

"does anyone wanna go mud hutting with me"
"derrick got mud hutted last week. he hasnt been the same since"

by *man on soundcloud July 9, 2025

Lufkin Mud Pie

When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting

Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.

by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022