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shit hits the fan

The moment when all of management's bad ideas and bad decisions become the fault of the employees who had been advising otherwise.
by K the C September 14, 2004
mugGet the shit hits the fanmug.

one hit wonder

A guy that came into my house one time and was instantly stoned from one hit of the sticky gooey.
That toolish light-weight that came over was a total one hit wonder.
by MC BallSac April 13, 2006
mugGet the one hit wondermug.

HE HIT ME

when teal fucked up and and let up a break way
most of the time the LD will blame the game for letting the break away and yell HE HIT ME
by Stammerchel November 4, 2020
mugGet the HE HIT MEmug.

Hit dick December

A month where you can hit/punch Any boy in there dick for the month

To get back at the boys for slap ass October, have fun!
Sarah: *punches jacks dick*

Jack: wtf?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?
by Mia.connersss August 21, 2020
mugGet the Hit dick Decembermug.

Hit My Phone

Usaully means to call me, and mainly used for sexaul things.
"Hey, did you just talk to Megan?"
"Yeah! I said to hit my phone and she said for me to make sure to hit her phone"
"Oof. You bagged a WILD one"
by My dictionary284 March 13, 2021
mugGet the Hit My Phonemug.

Hit-and-Run Question

Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes
Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
mugGet the Hit-and-Run Questionmug.

hit your green

Phrase used by stoney Xbox players to request a ready up (in most games achieved by hitting the green A button) or, more literally, to hit their green and then ready up.
Fuck dude, it's been like 5 seconds already. Fuckin' hit your green and let's do this.
by toycg0 July 28, 2009
mugGet the hit your greenmug.

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