The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
by traxe January 07, 2025
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honeymustard goat

Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
by honeymustardgoat July 14, 2022
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The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
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Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
by Meme-Lard May 26, 2020
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Vacation Goat

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
by Vacation Goat June 06, 2024
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