el chori

“El chori” is an awsome nickname for a very short amount of people, they are very funny and easy to be with , also if you date one of them you are a fucking lucky bitch (or bastard) becouse they always are going to help you when you need them and they will always care for you.

- hey! That guy seems awsome.
- he is probably el chori by it’s way of being.

by Chorizard February 8, 2018

El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025

el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes

Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches

by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

El Tanto

the biggest fuck boy ever.
Liar,manipulator,Usually has more than 2 retarded baby mommas.Dont have any common sense .The worst f the worst

damn did you See that loser?
Yeah he was a El Tanto D:

by Tantothefool September 3, 2016

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.

Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey

by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025

el-futile

commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.

he evolved into a el-futile

by voredor February 18, 2024