douche bag

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011

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Douche Wag

Someone who is a douche bag but has swag

Damn boys got douche wag

by Elmo Swag July 3, 2011

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Douche-bruise

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."

by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011

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Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.

Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!

by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011

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The Gentlemen Douche

A world-renowned pick-up artist. Easily recognizable by his ridiculously weak, but suave, pick-up lines and his signature monocle/moustache combo.

"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011

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douched-out

When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.

Example:

Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."

by clarissacutie October 9, 2011

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