Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

Lame Duck A'Lorange

When a particularly orange president loses an election toward his second term and can't admit that he's lost. Instead throwing a massive tantrum on twitter like the loser he is.

Donnny: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Jeff, mocking him: "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
- The Lame Duck A'Lorange in his natural habitat, being jeered by his natural predator: a voter who knows how to count.

by KaramaTheTransWizard November 8, 2020

Big Duck Boys

A group of men who jerk off in full suits of armor.

Who are those guys?
Oh No, they're big duck boys.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011

Duck dick stew

Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.

"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"

"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."

by Duck Dick Stew October 23, 2016