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Country Boy Wannabe 

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
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Soulja Boy 

Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
Soulja Boy by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008

schema boy 

Lil peep fan boy
Im a mufuking schema boy
schema boy by Immustyaf December 28, 2018

Ginger Cult Boy 

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.
See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.
Ginger Cult Boy by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

eccentric-boy-scout 

Any person, who is prepared for any situation, well beyond most reasoning. Those in question tend to deviate from the normalcy’s of most. Taking the act of "being prepared" to the very most extreme.

-Those who tend to be eccentric-boy-scouts are often scowled at. They also tend to be quirkyalone, a little bit nomadic, & sometimes are hermit-like.
One who carries wet-naps in their pocket, but has no children.
One who has more tool knowledge than MacGyver, but is not a secret agent.
One who has too much time, and spends it learning what most would call "useless" information.
Many will question eccentric-boy-scout's on their spending habits as well as their unusual nuances.
eccentric-boy-scout by Balson April 7, 2005
10 year old kids who frequently play m rated games(call of duty, GTA V), or minecraft, and they have an obnoxious behaviour(they diss almost everybody who are playing with them) because of their squeaky voice. (this comes from spanish speaking countries)
"i fucking hate campers" " WTF" "just a rat boy"
Rat Boy by BrickDud December 28, 2014