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A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007

B.A.F.W.T.F

Bored As Fuck Want To Fuck

Man come over baby I'm B.A.F.W.T.F

by MiaaMm July 2, 2012

B.A.M.F

BAMF is an acronym, abbreviation or slang. BAMF means "Bad Ass Mother Fucker"

B.A.M.F As an insult: I am your bad ass mother f***er

by Nybras May 9, 2014

B.A.N.

an abbreviation for the term Bitch Ass Nigga always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, talking behind your back etc

Kendall: I'll give you 3 bucks to kill yourself
Jamal:No

Kendall:Fucking B.A.N.

by AshyChicken August 9, 2017

O.B.A.T.T.

Stands for Our Boys Are Too Thicc

Guy: it’s cramped in here
Other man: sorry dude, O.B.A.T.T.

by Deckofcards04 May 11, 2019

b a h

b a h, meaning bitch ass hoe

“she’s such a b a h”
“i know, she’s such a bitch ass hoe”

by b a h April 4, 2019

b a h

b a h, meaning, bitch ass hoe

“she’s such a b a h”
“i know! she’s such a bitch ass hoe”

by b a h April 4, 2019