schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?

"What an Asshole!"

by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole rumbles

Farts

“I thought I was by a marsh field, but it turns out my buddy just hard some big asshole rumbles”

by Aldauphinais July 22, 2019

assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly

Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!

by JennTara February 2, 2016

Asshole

This Website

This website is an asshole

by Butt cheek on a stci March 1, 2017

nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018