Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Turtle Brownie

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.

Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.

by TounguePuncher April 19, 2019

Turtle

An uncircumcised penis.

She does not like men with turtles.

by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016

Llama Turtle

Someone very sociable but needs companionship.

Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.

Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.

Your a Llama turtle.

by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017