Melani.yolettt

Biggest Louis Partridge simp, comments on every single TIK TOK, obsessed with brunettes, looks at edits of celebs 24/7, rarely posts and when she does it’s about Louis. Active with all her mutuals 100%

Melani.yolettt just posted brb

by lizapizza. August 2, 2021

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

Wow they really did Pull A Yobert !!

by Yobert October 25, 2020

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020