fizzie wigs

The scattered hair in the grundle region, or the hair in the biki line.
Baby I need to shave my fizzie wigs befor we go to the beach.
by Hmph March 28, 2006
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Bay of Wigs

When Person A attempts a Wig Snatching on Person B, in front of people Person A thinks will take A's side, but then has their own wig snatched by Person B, as well as the party Person A thought would be A's allies.
Alex: Man, did you hear about James?
Lucas: Nah, what happened?
Alex: He tried to snatch Marcus's wig in front of *everybody*, but Marcus and the whole house snatched his wig, instead!
Lucas: You mean to tell me he got into a Bay of Wigs Invasion?
Alex: That's exactly what I'm sayin', man! Total Bay of Wigs!
by Red Guy 655 February 18, 2019
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Winehouse Wig

A derogatory description of the unkempt hair of a female, after the extreme style of the British singer Amy Winehouse. Sometimes used affectionately to warn friends of the need for further coiffure.
Ka, you've got such a Winehouse Wig on, get back to the grooming parlour now.
by ideolect July 11, 2008
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Wig-Wang

wig-wang inappropriate boner while wearing pants/shorts/jeans

it can be used in place of "tenting trousers" or just plain old shouting look at his boner!

comes from the fact that trouser boners look more like wig-wams than they do tents. and that wang is just a funny word for penis.
"we should stop watching this porn, look at timmys wig-wang!"
by chief obviousboner December 05, 2009
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Maury's Wigs

Chocking someone with a phone cord as in the movie Goodfella's Robert Deniro did with the toupee wearing Maury.
If that guys doesnt pay me i am gonna go all Maury's Wigs on his ass.
by bucket stirrer April 01, 2010
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Ear Wig

(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.
Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.
by Tresfingers October 16, 2011
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wig out

The feeling of mild depression and high anxiety when one has binged on large amounts of psychoactive substances, just as those substances, which had caused a high, where off. Usually the testy, easily annoyed, "bug-eyed" feeling brought about as stimulants such as cocaine or amphetamines leave one's system. One usually, to counteract the unpleasant wig out feeling, drinks large amounts of alcohol, smokes weed, or consumes larges amounts of anti-anxiety benzo pills like xanax.
Oh wow, I'm about to wig out. I need some xanax and weed, or else I'll go nuts. I took too much adderall. Wow.
by Arieh August 22, 2006
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