Warm up my coffee

A lie to tell someone when you want/need to sneak off to have a cigarette or to get an extra break from work or any activity.

Kenny, would you mind watching my line so i can go warm up my coffee?

by Pleased Peasant January 31, 2020

Warm fudge ice cream cone

When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.

Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?

by Jaak22 August 26, 2022

Bloody Wards

Phrase used by Norfolk locals when expressing surprise, shock or anger. Has been diluted to Bloody Wars by those living around or in the Norwich area.

Bloody Wards! I dint know that

by Norfolk_Tractor_Girl July 15, 2010

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007