A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
by Stephy February 19, 2004
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The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.
by Avada-Sinra February 17, 2007
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by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
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An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
by sweeetlife March 1, 2011
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Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
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"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
by senorklein February 19, 2010
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by studmuffin March 7, 2005
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