no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

no u

What to say when someone roasts you

Ex:
Someone: Your gay
You: No u
Someone: *dies*

by nouuwutwt November 1, 2019

No u

A shield you can use when somebody either say ur mom gay or ur dad lesbein

How to say it right know yu

Person 1 ur mom gay

Person 2 no u

Person 1 nutsack lights on fire

Also liam ima kill you

by Jim nut May 10, 2018

No u

Something to absolutely destroy ur opponent

Jimmy: U suc
Me: No u
*Jimmy has left da chat*

by *Intense dab* February 25, 2019

No u

one of the most murderous comebacks when someone says "your mum/mom"

boi: ha ur mom/mum gay
legend: no u
boi: has a stroke and dies

by WaifuHunter_6969 October 7, 2018

No U

The only perfect comeback that is uncommonly used against the devastating phenomenon called Ur Mom Gay. Can only be used for 2 times in a row or else it will no longer make sense and make you look like fucking retard.

One: Ur Mom Gay.

Two: No U

One: *Breaks all of his fuckin' bones and disintegrated away like Spiderman*

by Maestrong Betlog June 4, 2018

No u

"When you need a comeback from 2003."
No u is basically the Uno Reverse card of a convo.
When this is said whatever the person did and/or said to you is instantly on them instead.
Use this wisely, or the sake of humanity is at stake.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, you suck!
Guy 2: No u
Guy 1: Now I suck

by KatwiZARD12 May 5, 2020