Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.
I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
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Get the Traffic Cone Lover mug.The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"
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"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
or
"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
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when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.
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A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.
Happy Traffic CD Track List:
1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson
1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson
by X (of XO) October 27, 2008
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by The Dog Team December 28, 2005
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