torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

tuchin

The comedic way of tuchin oneself or another. IE. Stop tuchin me.

Youz needz to stop tuchin me.

by spaseballz October 27, 2009

fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.

Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.

by original Isaac October 2, 2013

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

toughington

1. when a situation becomes tough or unnecessarily ridiculous, to the point where it's humorous or amusing;

2. a tough situation usually created by self-clumsiness, though sometimes to no fault of one's own

Me: "I was really needing to pee so I went for a tinkle on the side of the street. As it turns out, there was a cop driving right by me at the time and took me in."

Friend: "Darn, that's toughington."

by Payaso #1 June 19, 2011

toughing

Used by inept internet users who , for some reason, put a letter which is not only incorrect, but also approximatly an inch away from the correct letter in the word instead.

· @DEVIL`S_ADVOCATE · : i would not tough u with a 10 fot pole.

· frozen · : Ahhh...alright, there's a new urban dictionary entry.

by frozen July 19, 2005