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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car
Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier
by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022
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Twat Torpedo

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!
by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021
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Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind
Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo
by Blickens June 6, 2022
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Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.
Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo
by Corperal 69 October 30, 2007
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Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.
Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.
by JayReynolds August 28, 2010
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texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.
Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.
by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015
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