Toothpaste Crazy

To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."

by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023

Toothpaste Communist

A kind of communist that French Gen Z have.

Hon hon hon, I am Toothpaste Communist!

by AMBIGUITYYYYYYYY August 22, 2022

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.

Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?

by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024

toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022