My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico November 17, 2013

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 01, 2018

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Get canada street's in the bldg on the case. He'll beat those dirty crackers senseless before they get a chance to molest the baby, as whites are often prone to. Then he'll point a .22 at the grand fuctart, or whatever they call their leader, he'll shit himself,the end.

get on out from under that sheet, mr.bush, we know it's you.

by Canada street's in the bldg April 26, 2005

she took the slow train from philly

A phrase which refers to the promiscuousness of a female.

"I heard that chick has slept with a lot of dudes"
"I know. She took the slow train from Philly"

by Dash G October 28, 2007

Until I took an arrow to the knee

An excuse you put when you don't find what other excuse to use. Geek language. Video game term

I used to play baseball until I took an arrow to the knee

I was ganna pick up the grocery until I took an Arrow to the knee

I am suppose to be Hispanic until I took an arrow to the knee

by Unnerdy1234 February 26, 2012