toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub
Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
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by GrandSider November 06, 2020
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toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag
Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.
by CrackRocket March 29, 2018
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Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.
Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men
by Awesome Ari October 10, 2023
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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020
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yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).
(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!
by OranggaPA March 01, 2017
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gay toaster

Toaster that only toasts dick
Fred:you get that new gay toaster
Gerald: yea my dick kinda scorched tho
by Gay rapist January 26, 2021
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Toaster pussy

When you have sex with a woman with multiple diseases and come out burnt.
Man jennier is a massive toaster pussy by balls won't stop itching.
by Jaygirl93 December 10, 2018
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