ketchup and mustard

What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.

Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.

by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017

Ketchup fetish

When someone like Ketchup and wishes to have sexual relations with it. Fucking gross!!

I have a ketchup fetish, it's so wet.

by Charlie Wall August 8, 2018

butt ketchup

the nickname given to bloody diarrhea

Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

The Ketchup Song

The next Macarena.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

ketchup water

the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.

dude: wow, these fries look great, but they'll be even better with ketchup!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!

by josg January 7, 2008

Ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

Look at Chris Huntley, he is the epitome of a KETCHUP DICK!

by Sofa king kool November 4, 2017

Ass Ketchup

The blood that pours out of a girls' ass onto your "hot dog" when you fuck her too hard.

I could tell she hasn't done anal before from all the ass ketchup on my dick

by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010