TLS

The Light System

TLS (The Light System) takes the 7 code seriously. Real Gs never die!

by Illumination 777 June 12, 2024

tl;dr

The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.

troll: tl;dr
writer: grym

troll: Shit did he just say go rape my mother.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

TL;DR

Usually used in reddit stories, the term TL;DR (Too Long, didn't read) is used at the end of a long story to briefly summarize what the story was about for those not willing to read the whole long story.

Person 1 - "Dude did you check out the reddit posts I asked you to read?"
Person 2- "Sorry dude, I had no time to go through long life stories, I could only read the TL;DRs, they were amazing btw"

by FeckMySis July 2, 2019

TLS night

the greatest clan leader that ever live, with the best clan that ever arose to over come any obstecle or problem...

person1:hey im in TLS night's clan
person2:whos TLS night?
person1:only the GREATEST CLAN LEADER EVER!!!

by TLS cobra September 5, 2008

tl;ni

too long; not interested

My friend has this new book she was totes into, but I explained it was tl;ni.

by maegical June 26, 2021

TLS Syndrome

The act of being a pompous asshole while living the most humbling life. A common symptom is the inability to learn from getting your ass handed to one's self .

Hailey has came down with the TLS syndrome . She's going to hit rock bottom if she doesn't ingest this humble pie .

by Rock-bottom 642 May 2, 2025

TL;DWR

"Too Long Don't Wanna Read" goes ahead of a long line of text. This should be used in the case you want to put the TLDR first and be grammatically correct. Used best for political discussions when you're trying to hook an audience that really doesn't care about your argument, but shouldn't be used for regular stories as there should be a mild-to-great disdain between you and the audience.

TL;DWR: No Karlson didn't cheat in the World Open, it was a really good move.

Over the weekend I saw that a lot of people were complaining about a move Magnus Karlson made.

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... Lengthy Paragraph)

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All in all it must be said that the Karlson is really good at chess.

by Casokat November 23, 2021