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Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.
She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.
by Cole rivers January 23, 2025
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Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.
1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.
by Water Candle May 4, 2021
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Umbrella

the song tom holland did his completely iconic and amazing dance to
Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland's Umbrella dance on lip sing battle?

Person 2: yeah, it's literally the most amazing thing in the world.

Person 1: no bc fr. I've seen it like 80 times.

Person 2: 80? that's pathetic. I've seen it 4,700 times.
by lemm0ns13 August 13, 2021
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Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there
by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020
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Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
by Bands731 August 23, 2021
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umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020
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umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
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