gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.

Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.

by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 05, 2009

banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.

"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."

by endless lip June 23, 2008

Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.

I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.

by Eagleboobs July 31, 2010

Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009