The Skippy

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you

YA DAMN SKIPPY

Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night

Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut

just gets her off, Bro

by bradthebro May 3, 2011

Dirty Skippy

The act of doing ones mother whilst playing a videogame

I pulled dirty Skippy playing Minecraft with your girl

by Jason Bourne IV September 27, 2021

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Womp a skippy

To purposely defecate in an inappropriate setting.

We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.

by Butt Knocker January 5, 2024

Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024

Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.

“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”

by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023