ryder

bad ass

ryder is a bad ass red necking

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Ryder

An absolute god amongst us. He’s gonna be the best boyfriend to the lucky person he will date. He’s quick to defend his friends. He is never late, he is always on time.

Person one: Did you meet Ryder?
Person two: Yeah, I wanna date him!

by thecovensystem November 23, 2021

Ryder

Definitely not gay, 100% likes women

Ryder is Definitely straight!

by notryder November 22, 2021

connor ryder

a grey hair small boy who is in love with a specail needs midget and has never had a good trim

mate youve got a connor ryder trim

by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

ryder

the sweetest, funniest, dumbest guy with insane rizz and mad hockey skills. he sends mixed signals but he has a gyatt and beautiful eyes

Damn bro, you got yourself a Ryder.

by delulubitch October 29, 2023

Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.

Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!

by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024

Ryder

Ryder is the most perfect boy you will meet. He is handsome, kind, funny, outgoing, talented, and cares for others. If you ever meet a Ryder, hold on to him. He will be worth anything and everything.

I got so lucky. I met a ryder.

by Cyler October 23, 2019