professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025

The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him

I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him

by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022

Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.

My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.

by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022

Professor Huang

The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.

Professor Huang! What are you doing?

by ETHICAL IMPERATIVE March 7, 2022

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

by Zendalia February 18, 2017

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022