Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.

Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien

by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020

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A big nigga that will get any ho he want and will joan the shit out of anybody for no reason.

This nigga Jonathan always joaning.

by Frank rich May 8, 2019

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Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl

omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.

by XxflylikeaGxX February 5, 2019

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Big fat cock

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!

by Rqz June 5, 2019

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jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys

robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

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He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox

Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck

by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019

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