Taki Goblin

A small term used to describe what people could assume from the "average" black person.

There are too many Taki Goblins in my neighborhood

by mistergiggles425 June 4, 2021

Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.

"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.

I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.

by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010

sesh goblin

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".

"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

Hooch Goblin

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.

Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin

by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010