"The Game" is a worldwide game where every time you think of it, you lose. Nothing happens, but you restart and the next time you think of the game, you lose again.
Crap, I lost the game! I haven't thought about it in years.
by Masteratthings May 16, 2017
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Congratulations! You are now playing the game (if you weren't already). The Game is very simple
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
Person X: "I just lost the game"
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
by Scootaloo November 19, 2011
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1. Upon reading these rules, you are now playing the game.
2. You are always playing the game.
3. Once you think of the game, you lose and must announce it to the world.
4. You win when you die, and therefore can no longer think of the game.
by koompandoof February 21, 2012
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A general term to describe the current hotttest video game. Often referring to the latest call of duty or madden.
“My girl was trying get fresh with me last night, I said not now I’m trynna play the game!!”
by Monjeco May 8, 2020
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I LOST!

Rule 1: you are playing the game
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game you lose
Rule 3: Loss must be announced

The objective of the Game is to forget that it exists
by shit-i-lost April 24, 2009
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The Game is a universal game that was born on the interwebs.
Basically, whenever you think about it, you have lost the game and must report it outloud which, in turn, causes the people around you to lose the game. After losing, you have thirty minutes to think about the game before you eligible to lose again. The only way you can win the game is if Tony Blair announces, on public television, that he has, indeed, lost the game. That day may never come.
Friend 1: Hey, guess what you just lost.

Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: THE GAME. LOLOLOLOL.

Friend 2: Damn you! *shakes fist* That's the sixth time today!
by hairykairy24 October 21, 2007
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You have lost "the game"
you....just a few seconds ago, when you lost "the game"
by twchaise September 25, 2007
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