Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

Fruit Pimp

To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability

I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp

by Jonathan the OG Fruit Pimp August 18, 2016

fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

Fruit Threat

A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits

A Fruit Threat

Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Fruit Yak

A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.

The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.

by J0hn0r May 4, 2023

Waxy Fruit

Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet

"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."

by Zooey Chazanovich March 28, 2010